*The door of a currently unused office opens and the head of a tiny phonebot looks out before scrabbling out and down the hall, disappearing into the hallways of Metroplex.*


8D!

A short time ago, a box was delivered. There it sat in all it's wondrous glory, right in the middle of Ultra Magnus's desk. Curious as he was, Noki went up to the box, poking at it with one tiny clawed arm. When it didn't move, he poked harder.

This proved to get his little claw stuck in the cardboard. But, with a little effort and a lot of Cybertronian swearing, he got his arm free. Annoyed, he found a way to the top of the box, where he discovered a new material.

Tape.

He poked at that, too, discovering that something sharp could cut it. Squealing and jumping around, he proceeded to slice the tape, effectively opening the box. The box lids flew open, flinging the little phone to the desk, his shrill voice screeching the whole way until he landed with an undignified soft thud, rolling a bit and getting tangled in himself. He got up, growling and making noises at the box, crawling back up to the top, ready to take revenge on the box flaps.

But low and behold, what was this? Pastel-colored items, pink, green and white, filled the box completely. He tilted his head, reaching out and poking at one. It made a curious squeak as it rubbed against the others of its kind. He tilted his head and did it again, noticing that the items were very light, but sturdy. He crawled closer, slipping and falling into the box that was filled with packing peanuts.

...Within half an hour, Ultra Magnus's desk would be covered with the peanuts, and the item they had been safeguarding was off to one side, wrapped up in the plastic it came in. The box was overturned, and Noki was nowhere to be seen.

There was, however, some squeaking and happy sounds coming from inside the box....

*He's been playing around on his journal, trying to figure out how to make it work. But the colors are all wrong, nothing is working.

Finally he gives up and finds a playlist on the computer, and managing to find a song called "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. He starts playing it.

And he likes it.

Should Magnus walk into the room some time later, he would open the door to this song blasting over and over, with Noki hanging and swinging from the ceiling lamp, with that stupid, happy grin of his, just swingin' away..*

*Right out side of Magnus's office, there is a little tiny phone, walking back and forth in front of the door. Noki had decidedly taken to being the new guard of Magnus's Office after the defeat of the 'Dread Lord Battle Report', believing that he was worthy of being the Head Guard of the Office of Ultra Magnus. So now, he stalked back and forth, and only two mechs would be allowed in, lest he sound his alarms (aka his horrid SCREECHING).*

...*Click, click, click, turn, click, click click, turn, >/*

*So after leaving the new/soon-to-be Church of Primus, the phone heads back to Magnus's office. He's bound to find something fun there.

And he does. Lots and lots of datapads. Well, those padds deserved punishment after beating him up the other day. So, he sets about on his punishment...


..Magnus would probably walk in sometime to a sight that could make him cry, and be the first Cybertronian to -actually- cry.

The datapadds are now all arranged into a castle. A three dimensional castle. It takes up nearly half his office.

And who else better on the top of it than Noki himself, looking like he just defeated the world.*

8D!!!

*in the communications room, actually... Little bot's managed to some how to get wires crossed in the comm system through the ship, and now has it stuck on repeating a song...over and over and over again.


...The Chicken Dance, RMX version.*



*and he's currently stuck, again, in one of the random wires from the system, and hanging helplessly from it, flailing about, squealing.*

D8!!!!!

*So this time it is neon pink paint across the halls of the base, along the lower level of the wall, as he walks through the base with a little paint brush and a small bucket...well, more like a cup, of neon pink paint, occasionally stopping to make little hearts on the doors of those who are bonded...*

*There's Christmas Music coming from the common room. But...when one looks inside...

The Common room looks like ten bags of flour exploded in it. The little cooking area is a mess. There is a small white thing scurrying around all over the place. But up on the bar, there are platters of cookies, brownies, cakes, and other various treats, including something called Rumballs. Of course, there are also many energon treats and goodies. Noki, the little white thing, is skittering around at the moment with a little cloth, trying to clean up. The bar is the only spotless place in the common room with all the treats on platters on it and bows tied everywhere. Reds, greens, golds, silvers, blues...all happy colors. The multicolored lights in the common room set off a festive cheer about the room, even with all the flour everywhere.

He hopes you all enjoy...*

*and he's skittering away from TC's door, having managed to cover the ENTIRE door in a pretty borderline medium-dark blue glitter, and there are thin black christmas-tree-like streamers hanging from the top of the door, making a sort of door curtain. Blue glitter is littered all over the floor, making the area look ethreal with all the sparkling. He's playing "(You've got) The Touch" as he's dancing away from TC's door...*

*But plays it as LOUD AS HE CAN*

SPECIALSONGFORSTARSCREAM!!!!

STARSCREAMLIKE? ~ <3!!! ~

*dances and plays it throughout the base...JUST for Starscream...*


Macho Man

...

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

( Macho Man Song! Mun-Cut for length... )

*and skitters around the base Playing it on Repeat*